“Adventures suck when you're having them.
-- Roadshow ()”

“I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.”

“When life sucks, read. They can't yell at you for that. And if they do, then you can ignore them.”

“The products suck! There's no sex in them anymore!”

“Maybe you're one of those people who writes poems, but rarely reads them. Let me put this as delicately as I can: If you don't read, your writing is going to suck.”

“When life sucks, throw yourself into art.”

“Why did you pay twenty dollars to sit in the front row and tell me I suck? And you're a girl. That's stupid.”

“See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.”

“We'll have an office suck-off.”

“Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours.”