“If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay or married.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)
Variant: If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

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