“… nevertheless, as I never tire of pointing out to my students in Cambridge, chimpanzees do not play the piano, drink dry martinis, or erect temples to glorify the Creator.”

—  Simon Conway Morris

Source: The Crucible of Creation (1998), p. 151.

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