“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.”

—  Rodney Dangerfield

Variant: I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 8

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American actor and comedian 1921–2004

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