“When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f^k you, but the Jets will always f^k you.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange's introduction to Top 10 Snakebit NFL Franchise - New York Jets http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-top-ten/09000d5d8181b821/Top-Ten-Snakebit-Franchises-New-York-Jets

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Comedian, radio personality 1967

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