“Back when a hoe was a hoe.
Coke was a coke.
And crack's what you were doing.
When you were cracking jokes.
Back when a screw was a screw.
The wind was all that blew.
And when you said I'm down with that.
Well, it meant you had the flu.
I miss back when.
I miss back when.
I miss back when.”

“They screwed with democracy. I’m not going to lose much sleep when democracy screws them back.”

“(…) Since I was a kid."
"Which you refer to as 'back when you were happy.'"
"Right.”

“Is there something you lack
When I'm flat on my back
Is there something that I can do for you?”

“When you come back you will not be you. And I may not be I.”

“Every time I think I'm missing a piece of me, you give it back.”

“You turned your back on me when I needed you.”

“You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back.”

“I missed you even when I was with you. That’s been my problem. I miss what I already have, and I surround myself with things that are missing.”

“Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.”