“They'll drop a cage into the water, and the shark'll be. like, "What you doin' down 'ere? What you fuckin' doin' down 'ere?" And they'll get a bit of meat on a stick and go "Oy! Wanker! Bleurgh!" And they’ll go "Oh, is that for me?" [pretends to shove meat in shark’s mouth] "You fuckin’…"”

Live from the West End (1995)

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English stand-up comedian and actor 1964

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian

Mitch All Together (2003)

“[taking a vacation with his family in Costa Rica]
I go "what is it?" And she goes "we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!" Okay, wait… we're in a boat looking down in the water? "No, that's the best part! We're in the water with the sharks!"”

Bill Engvall (1957) American comedian and actor

And I go "have you lost your mind???"
Aged and Confused (2009)

“They'll kick you when you're up and knock you when you're down.”

Bob Dylan (1941) American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist

Song lyrics, Under the Red Sky (1990), Hard Times In New York Town (recorded 1961)

“The Liner she's a lady, an' she never looks nor 'eeds—
The Man-o'-War's 'er 'usband, an' 'e gives 'er all she needs;
But, oh, the little cargo-boats, that sail the wet seas roun',
They're just the same as you an' me a-plyin' up an' down!”

Rudyard Kipling (1865–1936) English short-story writer, poet, and novelist

The Liner She's a Lady, Stanza 1 (1895).
The Seven Seas (1896)

“[…]if you talk any more flummery to me, Frederica, I shall give you one of my—er—icy set-downs!”(Alverstoke)”

Georgette Heyer book Frederica

Source: Frederica

“Let me be as weird as I fuckin' like. It's my fuckin' life.”

Eddie Vedder (1964) musician, songwriter, member of Pearl Jam

May 21, 1994, Melody Maker.

“Pretty pretty please,
Don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than
Fuckin' perfect?
Pretty pretty please,
If you ever ever feel
Like you're nothing,
You're fuckin' perfect to me.”

Pink (singer) (1979) American singer-songwriter

Fuckin' Perfect, written by Pink, Max Martin, and Shellback
Song lyrics, Greatest Hits... So Far!!! (2010)

“I'll make sure you go away for so long, they'll be planting tomatoes on Mars by the time you get out.”

Rene Balcer (1954) screenwriter, producer and director

ADA Jack McCoy.
Law & Order

“people will tell you were they have gone, they'll tell you where to go, but until you get there for yourself you never really know.”

Joni Mitchell (1943) Canadian musician

“Oh! My dear! My tis of thee! What a tangled web we weave!

Everyone is the one until the one falls down

Then we're all just "please please please"

The painted rust will only fool the fools for just so long

Eventually, that's when they'll see everything was wrong

Oh! The shame! Humility! What a wicked gang are we!

Like a liar looking down on a thief looking down on a killer looking down on a creep

Oh! This sinking ship will only hold its course for just so long

Eventually, that's when they'll see everything is wrong”

Tomas Kalnoky (1980) American musician

"What A Wicked Gang Are We" from "Somewhere in the Between" (2007) http://risc.perix.co.uk/lyrics/sm/sitb/10/

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