“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
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American writer 1899–1995Related quotes

“Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them.”
Source: Wooden: A Lifetime of Observations and Reflections On and Off the Court
“If we don't stand up for others, who will be left to stand up for us?”

Source: 1990s and beyond, The Book of Probes : Marshall McLuhan (2011), p. 314

“Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever”
Source: Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

On how artist expression can be a form of political activism in “A militant mellows” https://www.theguardian.com/music/2002/sep/28/artsfeatures.popandrock in The Guardian (27 Sep 2002)