“"Christmas is Jesus Christ's birthday! / That's what it is all about in the mix!" - Merry Christmas”

“For everyone out there listening, thank you and Merry Christmas.”

“The ones who are saying, "You can’t say 'happy holidays'. You have to say 'merry Christmas', because this is our season - this is the Christmas season." Well, it's not the Christmas season, it's the solstice season. And that's why it's not a war on Christmas. It's a war on the solstice, and the Christians started it.”

“England was merry England, when
Old Christmas brought his sports again.
‘Twas Christmas broach’d the mightiest ale;
‘Twas Christmas told the merriest tale;
A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
The poor man’s heart through half the year.”

“What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?”

“I think we need some new Christmas carols with a more modern approach. Of course, I wouldn’t abandon the religious theme completely. How about “Holy Christ, the Christmas Tree’s on Fire”? Or ”Jesus, Can You Believe It’s Christmas Again?” This ought to get the ball rolling; I’m hoping you people will take it from here.”

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”

“She mailed me a Merry Christmas-I'm-Breaking-Up-with-You card. I'll read it to you," he said. He cleared his throat. "Dear Marcus. Merry Christmas. I'm breaking up with you. Mia.”

“At Christmas be merry and thankful withal,
And feast thy poor neighbors, the great with the small.”

“If I'm president, you're going to see 'Merry Christmas' in department stores, believe me.”