“I don't get this fashion for happy funerals. He said he wanted all his mates to be in a good mood and smile, and this is a very fashionable idea, that when you die, it's supposed to be a celebration and joyous and everyone laughing, but I want people's lives torn apart when I go. I want to be embalmed and brought out when we have guests.”
The News Quiz, BBC Radio 4, October 1998 (rebroadcast on BBC 7, 13 June 2006)
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“I love you," he said, his voice catching. "When I thought you were going to die, I wanted to die.”
Source: When Beauty Tamed the Beast

“When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do.”

The "Camelot" interview (29 November 1963)

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“Oooh! Stop that. When you smile at me I want all of it."
"What?" He looked confused”
Source: The Dark Highlander
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