“If you only ever read one book in your life… I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.”
Simon Munnery (1967) British comedian
Attention Scum! (2001), How To Live (2005)
Spoken by George C. Scott in the film Patton, portraying his defeat of what he thought were forces under the command of Erwin Rommel; however, the book portrayed in that film is purely fictional — Rommel never finished the book he was writing on tank warfare, but did write a book on his experiences in WW I. It was widely read, regarded a classic of modern military tactics, and published in abbreviated form for study by US army officers.
Misattributed
“If you only ever read one book in your life… I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.”
Simon Munnery (1967) British comedian
Attention Scum! (2001), How To Live (2005)
“What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!”
Eddie Izzard (1962) British stand-up comedian, actor and writer
“What's your favorite book?
"The last one I read.”
Stephen Chbosky book The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Source: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
“If you only ever read one book in your life I highly recommend… keeping your f***ing mouth shut.”
Banksy pseudonymous England-based graffiti artist, political activist, and painter
sic
Cut It Out (2004)
Miyamoto Musashi (1584–1645) Japanese martial artist, writer, artist
Go Rin No Sho (1645), The Water Book
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.”
Moses Hadas (1900–1966) American classical philologist