“They don't observe the Sabbath, they don't observe the Torah, they don't pray, they don't put on phylacteries every day. Is it any wonder that they're killed? It's no wonder. May the Almighty have mercy on them and bring them back to religion.”

“Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.”

“There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them.”

“I wonder if children don't begin to reject both poetry and religion for similar reasons, because the way both are taught takes the life out of them.”

“Things don't get any easier by putting them off.”

“I don't think there is any better worship than wonder.”

“I don't wanna' wonder whether you love me
I don't wanna' wonder whether you care”

“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.”

“I wonder how many people don't get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to be with.”

“I wonder how it is with you, Harold? If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.”