Gladys Bronwyn Stern (1890–1973) British writer
The Room
An MP who took no prisoners, The Daily Telegraph, 2006-01-09 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/09/nbanks109.xml, http://www.geocities.com/Axiom43/insults.html <br class="br">on former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher again.
Gladys Bronwyn Stern (1890–1973) British writer
The Room
“Half light, half shade,
She stood, a sight to make an old man young.”
Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809–1892) British poet laureate
" The Gardener's Daughter http://whitewolf.newcastle.edu.au/words/authors/T/TennysonAlfred/verse/englishidyls/gardenersdaughter.html", l. 139-140 (1842)
Lewis Carroll (1832–1898) English writer, logician, Anglican deacon and photographer
Echoes
Rhyme? and Reason? (1883)
Amy Poehler (1971) American actress
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05cupdate.phtml
Weekend Update samples
“One is always half mad when one is shy of people.”
Robert Walser book Jakob von Gunten
Source: Jakob von Gunten
Jules Verne book Around the World in Eighty Days
Qu'un Anglais comme lui fît le tour du monde un sac à la main, passe encore; mais une femme ne pouvait entreprendre une pareille traversée dans ces conditions.
Source: Around the World in Eighty Days (1873), Ch. XX: In Which Fix Comes Face to Face with Phileas Fogg
“Makambas (old slave word for Dutch people) should return to the Netherlands in body bags.”
Helmin Wiels (1958–2013) Curaçao politician
Curacao Chronicle http://www.curacaochronicle.com/judicial/p-v-v-press-charges-against-wiels/
“"Stop shooting old ladies." - Stop the Violence”
Wesley Willis (1963–2003) American singer-songwriter
Lyrics, Solo