“Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That's how much that paper is worth.”

—  Linus Torvalds

Discussing a "fix" in the memcpy() that broke flash, 2010-11-30, Bugzilla, Red Hat, Torvalds, Linus https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=638477#c129,
2010s, 2010

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