“Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.”

Last Laugh ‘05 (2005)

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American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social crit… 1948

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“Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.”

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