“Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!”

“Ball is made of leather, leather comes from cows, cows eat grass, and there is where the ball must be.”

“It isn't all over; everything has not been invented; the human adventure is just beginning.”

“Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.”

“Death isn't funny. Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that we must laugh at it.”

“Betrayal isn't ridiculous. It's the reason empires fall.”

“Cornelia would not be altogether surprised if she saw the grazing cow start tap dancing, lap dancing, or whatever quantum gravity might cause cows to do.”

“the death of young musicians isn't something to romanticize (cont)”

“Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.”

“Death isn't a tragedy to God, only to those left behind.”