“With all this manure around, there's got to be a pony someplace.”

“I want to marry a [guy], so i can rest my soul with [him] till we both get old. This can't go on all the time-- all this franticness and jumping around. We've got to go someplace, find something.”

Jack Kerouac book On the Road

“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”

Dr. Seuss (1904–1991) American children's writer and illustrator, co-founder of Beginner Books

“There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!”

Cecily von Ziegesar The It Girl

“Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.”

Lou Reed (1942–2013) American musician

“Memory whispers someplace in that jumbled machinery.”

Ken Kesey book One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

“After a certain age, you couldn't even say where you were from. You went someplace, and lived there. And then you went someplace else.”

Daniel Handler book Adverbs

“Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!"

-Tyson”

Rick Riordan book The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.”

Oscar Wilde (1854–1900) Irish writer and poet

“If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity.”

Stephen King book Under the Dome