“You are worse than twenty foes, you poisonous friend!”

“A Wolf eats sheep but now and then;
Ten thousands are devour'd by men.
An open foe may prove a curse,
but a pretend friend is worse.”

“Where's the point in fighting and slaying if you can make a friend out of anybeast instead of a foe?”

“You and I will always be friends."

"Yet you poisoned me with a book once. I should not forgive that.”

“Out of special hatred for our faith, the devil has sent some whores here to destroy our poor young men... such a syphilitic whore can poison ten, twenty, thirty or more of the children of good people, and thus is to be considered a murderer, or worse, as a poisoner.”

“I can’t name the poison that’s killing your friend. But the one that’s killing you is called hope.”

“Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you?”

“Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?”

“The one thing worse than an enemy is a friend turned false.”

“Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.”