“[after drunkenly getting his ear pierced]
I said, "It wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!" And [my wife] goes, "Oh, kinda like Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?"”

—  Bill Engvall

and I said, "Exactly!"
Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)

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