“There’s only two types of people in the world, Ye, weird and boring.”

“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.”

“There are only two types of people in this world: those who die for freedom and those who died for their religions. Both are considered martyrs.”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns… and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“For an average man, the world is weird because if he's not bored with it, he's at odds with it. For a warrior, the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable. A warrior must assume responsibility for being here, in this marvelous world, in this marvelous time.”

“I admire only two types of people: the potentially mad and the potential suicide.”

“She glared at him. “I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird.”
“Yes,” he said doubtfully. “Yes, you are.”

“Only boring people are bored.”

“There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.”

“It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.”