“Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.”

“When we talked, I talked about me, you talked about you, when we should have talked about each other.”

“Why? It’s because I love you, damn me to hell. Because I’ve always loved you. Because I loved you when you were with John, and I loved you when I was in India, and God only knows I don’t deserve you, but I love you, anyway.”

“Live now. When you are eating, eat. When you are loving, love. when you are talking with someone, talk. When you are looking at a flower, look. Catch the beauty of the moment!”

“It’s a funny thing, when you talk to God, you’re religious, but when he talks to you, you’re a psychopath.”

“You don't bring me flowers.
You don't sing me love songs.
You hardly talk to me anymore.
When you come through the door
At the end of the day.”

“God's love for me is perfect because it's based on Him not on me. So even when I failed He kept loving me.”

“How do you know when you're God?" "When I pray to him I find I am talking to myself.”

“This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”

“I'm very articulate when I wanna be. You wanna talk to me?”