“stay with the beer.

beer is continuous blood.

a continuous lover.”

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.”

Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”

Henry Lawson (1867–1922) Australian writer and poet

“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.”

George Bernard Shaw book Candida

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

Nora Roberts (1950) American romance writer

“Oh, about beer I never lie. A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”

Stephen King book Pet Sematary

“Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."”

Robin Williams (1951–2014) American actor and stand-up comedian

“That questionable superfluity—small beer.”

Douglas William Jerrold (1803–1857) English dramatist and writer

“Next to music, beer was best.”

Carson McCullers book The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor."
"Buta minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer."
"Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and I'm not if I want a beer?”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses