“stay with the beer.

beer is continuous blood.

a continuous lover.”

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.”

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”

“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.”

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

“Oh, about beer I never lie. A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”

“Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."”

“That questionable superfluity—small beer.”

“Next to music, beer was best.”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor."
"Buta minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer."
"Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and I'm not if I want a beer?”