“I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.”

“I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.”

Stephen King (1947) American author

“My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.”

Meg Cabot book Darkest Hour

“I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”

Kurt Cobain (1967–1994) American musician and artist

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

Lisi Harrison (1970) Canadian writer

“You piss me off you Salmon… You're too expensive in restaurants.”

Eddie Izzard (1962) British stand-up comedian, actor and writer

“… the other day, I went to a chiropractor. He's just a regular chiropractor. Whenever I meet someone who doesn't know me, they say, 'Oh you're the guy who bites the heads off everything.' I get kind of cheesed off with it, but at least they remember. The thing that pisses me off is that that's not what I'm about. If that's what you think Ozzy Osbourne's about, then you're way off.”

Ozzy Osbourne (1948) English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter

“Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.”

Nora Roberts (1950) American romance writer

“She thought I was… soulful, by which I think she means that I don't say much and I always look vaguely pissed off.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

“I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.”

Molly Ivins (1944–2007) American journalist