
“Then Hamilcar … was drowned in 228 B. C. while crossing a stream with a herd of elephants.”
The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody (1950), Part II: Ancient Greeks and Worse, Hannibal
Source: Magic Binds
“Then Hamilcar … was drowned in 228 B. C. while crossing a stream with a herd of elephants.”
The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody (1950), Part II: Ancient Greeks and Worse, Hannibal
The Onion A.V. Club, November 10, 1999 http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-carlin,13629/
Interviews, Print Interviews
“In philosophy the race is to the one who can run slowest—the one who crosses the finish line last.”
In Rennen der Philosophie gewinnt, wer am langsamsten laufen kann. Oder: der, der das Ziel zuletzt erreicht.
Source: Culture and Value (1980), p. 40e
"Strictly from Hunger", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 45
“You won't even know you've crossed the line until it's way back in your rearview mirror.”
Source: I Hunt Killers