“I'm sorry about your Porsche."

"I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful."

I was just sitting in your car!"

Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.”

—  Janet Evanovich, book Eleven on Top

Source: Eleven on Top

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