Source: Shutter Island
“How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
The answer to that is none because Bill Gates has declared darkness the new standard. <br class="br"> Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
“How many Macintosh division employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
The answer is one. The Macintosh division employee holds up the light bulb and expects the universe to revolve around it. <br class="br"> Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
Jay Leno (1950) American comedian, actor, writer, producer, voice actor and television host
more applause
Monologue, 6 October, 2008
The Tonight Show
Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669<!-- This joke had been in circulation many years previously. Is there any reason to believe it is original to Kawasaki? -->
Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
Marvin Gaye (1939–1984) American singer-songwriter and musician
If I Should Die Tonight.
Song lyrics, Let's Get It On (1973)
“Oh! how many actions, how many fabulous exploits
Remain without glory in the midst of the night.”
Pierre Corneille book Le Cid
Ô combien d’actions, combien d’exploits célèbres
Sont demeurés sans gloire au milieu des ténèbres.
Don Rodrigue, act IV, scene iii.
Le Cid (1636)
“Yes, and how many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?”
Bob Dylan (1941) American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist
Song lyrics, The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan (1963), Blowin' in the Wind
