“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.”

“Um, sorry. I cant read the last line."
"Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?"
"I lived in Kansas.. So.. no”

“Had a buddy of mine caught a rainbow trout, and threw it back. He said he didn't want a gay fish.”

“This next song is about… fish… just one singular fish… he was a lonely fish, but he died happy.”

“It always was the biggest fish I caught that got away.”

“I have twice gone fishing with rod and line just because other boys asked me to, but this sport was soon made impossible for me by the treatment of the worms that were put on the hook for bait, and the wrenching of the mouths of the fishes that were caught. I gave it up, and even found courage enough to dissuade other boys from going.”

“There's nothing in the sea this fish would fear. Other fish run from bigger things. That's their instinct. But this fish doesn't run from anything. He doesn't fear.”

“Fishing is a jerk at one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of a line.”

“Sure, it was your idea and your fly, but he caught the big fish. Remember, fairness is a human idea largely unknown in nature.”

“if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he'll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself”