“But, doctor, what will happen to my teeth and bones if I stop drinking milk?”
Frank Oski (1932–1996) American pediatrician
Nothing. Nothing that wouldn't have happened anyway.
Source: Don't Drink Your Milk! (1983), p. 50
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
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“Drink to me. Drink to my health. You know I can't drink any more.”
Pablo Picasso (1881–1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker, ceramicist, and stage designer
Quoted in: Scott Slater, Alec Solomita (1980), Exits: stories of dying moments & parting words. p. 8.
Slater & Solomita (1980) explained:
"It was a spirited dinner and Picasso a cheerful, genial host. After the meal, while pouring wine into a friend's glass, Picasso said, Drink to me. Drink to my health. You know I can't drink any more. A little later, about 11:30 P.M., he left his guests, saying, And now I must go back to work. He was up painting until 3:00 A.M. That morning Picasso woke at 11:30, unable to move. By 11:40 he was dead..".
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“I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.”
P.G. Wodehouse (1881–1975) English author
Frank Oski (1932–1996) American pediatrician
Source: Don't Drink Your Milk! (1983), p. 50
Dave Matthews (1967) American singer-songwriter, musician and actor
Grace Is Gone
Busted Stuff (2002)
“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Variant: I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 8
Algernon Charles Swinburne (1837–1909) English poet, playwright, novelist, and critic
Rosamund, Act 5, Scene 1.
Rosamund, Queen of the Lombards (1899)
