“Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of.”

The Light That Failed http://whitewolf.newcastle.edu.au/words/authors/K/KiplingRudyard/prose/TheLightThatFailed/index.html, ch. 11 (1890-1891).
Other works

Source: Angels in America, Part One: Millennium Approaches

Adolf Hitler is interviewed by Larry King.
Naked Pictures of Famous People (1998)

The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Neurotics and neurosis

Onstage introduction to The Celebration of the Lizard
Context: Alright listen man, we got a special treat for you now. This is a little tour-de-force that we've only done a couple times in front of strangers, and it starts off kinda quiet, so if everybody just kinda relax, take a few deep breaths, think about your eventual end and what's gonna happen tonight; and we'll try and do something good to your head, right man?
I don't know if you're aware of it, but this whole evening is being taped for eternity and beyond that too. And so listen man, if you want to be represented in eternity with some uncouth language then I hope you'll stand up on the top of your seat and shout it out very clearly or we're not going to get it on tape.
Don't worry, the operation won't take long and you'll feel much better in the morning.

Made during the weather forecast. http://web.archive.org/web/20040929072107/http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/bbcweather/forecasters/michael_fish_1987storm.shtml

As quoted in Spirituality and Liberation : Overcoming the Great Fallacy (1988) by Robert McAfee Brown, p. 136

If You Want to Feel
Song lyrics, Living Room Suite (1978)