“Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way… well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!”

—  Michael Fish

Made during the weather forecast. http://web.archive.org/web/20040929072107/http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/bbcweather/forecasters/michael_fish_1987storm.shtml

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