“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
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“The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.”
Garrett Fort (1900–1945) screenwriter
Dracula, trying to convince Mina's father and fiancee that vampires do exist
Dracula (1931)
“There are vampires and vampires, and the ones that suck blood aren’t the worst.”
Fritz Leiber (1910–1992) American writer of fantasy, horror, and science fiction
Short Fiction, Night's Black Agents (1947)
Source: “The Girl with the Hungry Eyes” (p. 240)
“Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires … How avant-garde!”
Anne Rice (1941) American writer
Interview With The Vampire (1976)
“Because all bad little vampires see me in the end”
Laurell K. Hamilton book Kiss the Dead
Source: Kiss the Dead
Cassandra Clare book City of Fallen Angels
Simon, pg. 8
Variant: Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much...
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Fallen Angels (2011)
“Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.”
Richard Laymon (1947–2001) American writer
Source: The Stake