“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
Richard Pryor (1940–2005) American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, writer, and MC
Source: The Stake
“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
Richard Pryor (1940–2005) American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, writer, and MC
“Out of the sewer, literal vampire pot bellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us!”
Alex Jones (1974) American radio host, author, conspiracy theorist and filmmaker
Literal vampire pot bellied goblins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hs8PpTFBSw, The Alex Jones Show, July 18 2017. <br class="br">2017
“The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.”
Garrett Fort (1900–1945) screenwriter
Dracula, trying to convince Mina's father and fiancee that vampires do exist
Dracula (1931)
“I will continue doing vampires as long as people sin.”
Theda Bara (1885–1955) Silent film actress
As quoted in Sexy Origins and Intimate Things : The Rites and Rituals of Straights, Gays, Bi's, Drags, Trans, Virgins, and Others (1998) Charles Panati, p. 295
Friedrich Engels (1820–1895) German social scientist, author, political theorist, and philosopher
(1847)
Bill Nye (1955) American science educator, comedian, television host, actor, writer, scientist and former mechanical engineer
[NewsBank, D-01, Bill Nye, the Science Guy, brings humor to normally serious field, The Daily Gazette, Schenectady, New York, March 9, 2005, Bill Buell]