“It's like geographical humor. You just don't get it unless you were there.”

“Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.”

“I don't have an English sense of humor. In my language, I have tons of it. In English, you have to really get the slang, and the culture.”

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”

“You shouldn't kiss me like this
Unless you mean it like that
Cause I'll just close my eyes
And I won't know where I'm at.
We'll get lost on this dance floor,
Spinnin' around
And around
And around
And around.”

“UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It's not.”

“I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk!”

“When you're soulmates, it hits you like lightning, and you know that's the one person in the world you were meant to be with. You don't think you're soulmates; you just know it's your destiny whether you like it or not.”

“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”

“If you run away from a thing just because you don't like it, you don't like what you find either.”