“When I said I wanted to die in my sleep, I meant I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.”

“I meant what I said,
and I said what I meant
An elephant's faithful,
One hundred percent.”

“When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.”

“I want to go to sleep and not wake up, but I don’t want to die.”

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

“If you cannot love me, I will die. Before you came I wanted to die, I have told you many times. It is cruel to have made me want to live only to make my death more bloody.”

“I said to myself, 'I want to die decently'.”

“I don't care when I die, when you die, you die. What I don't want is to die in my bed. To be killed in an accident or to be shot is my preferred way to die.”

“I want to go to sleep and not wake up, but I don't want to die. I want to eat like a normal person eats, but I need to see my bones or I will hate myself even more and I might cut my heart out or take every pill that was ever made.”

“I just wanted them to die," said Poison. "They didn't have to make such a drama about it.”