“I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.”

“No matter how puny your frontal equipment, don't wear the kind with the giant pads inside. If a guy squeezes them, he will wonder why they feel like Nerf balls instead of boobs.”

E. Lockhart (1967) American writer of novels as E. Lockhart (mainly for teenage girls) and of picture books under real name Emily J…

“Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back.”

LeBron James (1984) American basketball player

“Certainly one thing that I've learned is that it is important to pick a problem based on how much you care about it.”

Andrew Wiles (1953) British mathematician

“I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.”

Rick Riordan (1964) American writer

“The most important lesson I've learned in this business is how to say no.”

Penélope Cruz (1974) Spanish actress

“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”

H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (1940) American writer

“Anyway, it doesn't matter how much, how often, or how closely you keep an eye on things because you can't control it. Sometimes things and people just go. Just like that.”

Cecelia Ahern (1981) Irish novelist

“It doesn't matter where or how far you go - the farther commonly the worse - the important thing is how alive you are. Writing of every kind is a way to wake oneself up and keep as alive as when one has just fallen in love.”

Pico Iyer (1957) British writer