“If I'm not supposed to be awake, why are you here?" I mumbled.
"To be the little spoon.”

“If that's a euphemism - an egg and spoon race, - I'm probably gold medal class.”

“And Meredith and Bonnie, who's going to bend some spoons for us next. I'm going to throw you down a rope… that is, unless Bonnie can levitate you out.”

“You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.”

“And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."”

“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”

“Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.”

“Oh, the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon.”

“If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.”

“It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.”