“If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?”
Doug Stanhope (1967) American stand-up comedian, actor, and author
Word of Mouth (2002)
Source: Seizure
“If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?”
Doug Stanhope (1967) American stand-up comedian, actor, and author
Word of Mouth (2002)
“He was a lawyer before he worked his way up to pimping.”
Source: The Black Company (1984), Chapter 1, “Legate” (p. 23)
Lily Allen (1985) English singer, songwriter, actress, and television presenter
LDN
Song lyrics, Alright, Still (2006)
“Cheney shots his buddy in the face. Clinton shot his intern in the face.”
Larry the Cable Guy (1963) American stand-up comedian, actor, country music artist, voice artist
Morning Constitutions (2007)
Kurt Vonnegut book The Sirens of Titan
Source: The Sirens of Titan (1959), Chapter 3 “United Hotcake Preferred” (p. 69)