“He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.”

— Christopher Moore , book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

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