“Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!”
Madonna (1958) American singer, songwriter, and actress
(Poem written for AIDS P.S.A).
Source: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
“Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!”
Madonna (1958) American singer, songwriter, and actress
(Poem written for AIDS P.S.A).
Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer
The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)
Eleanor Roosevelt (1884–1962) American politician, diplomat, and activist, and First Lady of the United States
In a letter to Lorena Hickok, March 7, 1933
Natsume Soseki (1867–1916) Japanese novelist
Chi ni hatarakeba kado ga tatsu. Jō ni saosaseba nagasareru. Iji o tōseba kyūkutsu da. Tokaku ni hito no yo wa suminikui.
草枕 Kusamakura, 1906.
“My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope - make yourself a structure you can live inside.”
Aimee Bender (1969) Novelist, short story writer
Source: Willful Creatures
“Children aren't coloring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colors.”
Khaled Hosseini book The Kite Runner
Rahim Khan, Ch. 3
Variant: Rahim Khan laughed. “Children aren’t coloring books. You don’t get to fill them with your favorite colors.
Source: The Kite Runner (2003)
Van Morrison (1945) Northern Irish singer-songwriter and musician
And the Healing Has Begun
Song lyrics, Into the Music (1979)
“I get that Speedo on, it looks like a rubber band stretched over a head of cauliflower.”
Ron White (1956) American comedian
They Call Me Tater Salad