“God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?”

“God writes a lot of comedy, Donna; the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.”

“How can you respect the world when you see it's being run by a bunch of kids turned old?”

“You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way.”

“Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.”

“Roger: Well, because you’re guaranteed to see Buddy make some funny faces, you’re guaranteed that Chris will say something that is sort of out of line or inappropriate, and I’m gonna play a bunch of fuckin’ really fast bass licks, it’s gonna be great.”

“It's not always so simple, Haven. Sometimes there isn't a good guy and a bad guy. Sometimes even the ones you want to believe turn out to be liars.”

“How're the Broncos doing?"
"Like a bunch of carrots."
"Is that bad?"
"Can carrots play baseball?"
"I guess not."
"Then you have your answer.”

“Syd was a genius. But I wouldn't want to go back to playing Interstellar Overdrive for hours and hours.”

“Little kids are that way; they feel if their parents aren't watching what they do then what they do isn't real.”