Rob Thurman citations

“When life gives you lemons… You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.”

“Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.”

“We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.”

“Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?”

“Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either.”

“What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.”

“Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath.
'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?”

“I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.”

“You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.”

“People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.”