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“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”

Source: The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life

“… Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.”

Source: There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble

“Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.”

Source: There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble

“Whaddaya mean 'old maids,' ha? The term is 'unclaimed treasure,' buddy, 'unclaimed treasure!”

Source: Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood

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