Jasper Fforde citations Page 2

“J'étais contente d'avoir assisté seulement à la mort de papa, et pas à la fin de sa vie, puisque visiblement les deux n'étaient pas liées.”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

“Si une pensée lui traversait l'esprit, ce serait le trajet le plus court de l'histoire.”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

Jasper Fforde livre Le Puits des histoires perdues

Le Puits des histoires perdues, 2003 (trad. 2006)

“Entre Goliath, Aornis et Lavoisier qui veulent ta peau, l'ici et maintenant n'est pas l'endroit idéal pour toi.”

“Blourde : terme utilisé pour désigner un trou narratif dans le tissu d'un récit, qui rend celui-ci invraisemblable à première vue. Une blourde accidentelle peut n'occasionner aucun dégât pendant des millions de lectures, puis soudain, la narration peut prendre une tournure tout à fait catastrophique.
Le chat de l'autorité unitaire de Warrington ”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

“You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposite. 'Over there was, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

Jasper Fforde: Citations en anglais

“True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good--and we all know how rare that is…”

Source: Shades of Grey

“Yes, and imagine a world where there were no hypothetical situations.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“What is there to forgive?… Ignore forgive and concentrate on living. Life for you is short; far too short to allow small jealousies to infringe on the happiness which can be yours only for the briefest of times.”

Jasper Fforde livre First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote, I must be dafter than I look.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times.”

Jasper Fforde livre First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“Ordinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.”

Jasper Fforde livre Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes to conduct a chair census and learn some humility. But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mind.”

Jasper Fforde livre First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“Fanfiction isn't copying - it's a. One long party, from the first capital letter to the last full stop!”

Source: Shades of Grey

“Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.”

Jasper Fforde livre One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

Source: One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

“Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.”

Source: Shades of Grey

“I have the death sentence in seven genres.”

Jasper Fforde livre One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

Source: One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

“Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.”

Jasper Fforde livre Le Puits des histoires perdues

Source: The Well of Lost Plots

“The barriers between reality and fiction are softer than we think; a bit like a frozen lake. Hundreds of people can walk across it, but then one evening a thin spot develops and someone falls through; the hole is frozen over by the following morning.”

Jasper Fforde livre Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“The cleanest souls are the easiest to soil.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“You many have noticed I have a temper… but when I calmed down, I realized that this world, blighted and imperfect as it is, would be better with you in it.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.”

Source: Shades of Grey

“How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Big Over Easy

Source: The Big Over Easy

“Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Big Over Easy

Source: The Big Over Easy

“I could almost see common sense and denial fighting away at each other within her. In the end, denial won, as it so often does.”

Jasper Fforde livre Le Puits des histoires perdues

Source: The Well of Lost Plots

“I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“Were you listening to a word I said '
'I kind of switched off when you drew breath.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Last Dragonslayer

Source: The Last Dragonslayer

“Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried him at Queenzieburn to make use of the triple word score.”

Source: Shades of Grey

“Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travellers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Big Over Easy

Source: The Big Over Easy

“the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book