Jasper Fforde citations

“Saute-Pages : personnage sorti de son livre et circulant dans le contexte (plus rarement dans le récit même) d'un autre livre. Un Saute-Pages peut être perdu, en vacances, participant au Programme d'Echange de Personnages ou bien un malfaiteur qui nourrit un dessein criminel.
Le chat de l'autorité unitaire de Warrington ”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

“J'étais contente d'avoir assisté seulement à la mort de papa, et pas à la fin de sa vie, puisque visiblement les deux n'étaient pas liées.”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

“Si une pensée lui traversait l'esprit, ce serait le trajet le plus court de l'histoire.”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

Jasper Fforde livre Le Puits des histoires perdues

Le Puits des histoires perdues, 2003 (trad. 2006)

“Entre Goliath, Aornis et Lavoisier qui veulent ta peau, l'ici et maintenant n'est pas l'endroit idéal pour toi.”

“Blourde : terme utilisé pour désigner un trou narratif dans le tissu d'un récit, qui rend celui-ci invraisemblable à première vue. Une blourde accidentelle peut n'occasionner aucun dégât pendant des millions de lectures, puis soudain, la narration peut prendre une tournure tout à fait catastrophique.
Le chat de l'autorité unitaire de Warrington ”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

“I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”

Délivrez-moi ! (2002)

Jasper Fforde: Citations en anglais

“There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says… it's payback time!”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.”

Jasper Fforde livre Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“Take no heed of her…. She reads a lot of books.”

Jasper Fforde livre Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just… well,, that's all.”

Jasper Fforde livre First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Big Over Easy

Source: The Big Over Easy

“Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.”

Jasper Fforde livre Le Puits des histoires perdues

Source: The Well of Lost Plots

“Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.”

Jasper Fforde livre First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.”

Source: Shades of Grey

“Sorry," [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Woman Who Died a Lot

Source: The Woman Who Died a Lot

“Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.”

Jasper Fforde livre Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

Source: Shades of Grey

“Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.”

Jasper Fforde livre First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.”

Source: Shades of Grey

“I'll tell you what love is" I said, "It is blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your heart and soul to the smiter.”

“You'll like it here; everyone ismad.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe”

Jasper Fforde livre Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

Source: Shades of Grey

“Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to watch lunatics howling at the wall down at the local madhouse.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

Jasper Fforde livre First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition.”

Jasper Fforde livre One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

Source: One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

“…Tell me, has anything odd happened to you recently?
What do you mean, odd?'
Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.”

Jasper Fforde livre The Fourth Bear

Source: The Fourth Bear

“Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.”

Jasper Fforde livre Délivrez-moi !

Source: Lost in a Good Book