“How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?""Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“What's that?""That's my attack poodle.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“I think I've been rather reasonable about this whole situation.""How do you figure?""They are still breathing, aren't they?”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Fate's Edge
“Aha! So I’m not crazy.”“You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Rises
“Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bites
“I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“You will not pass!” Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Gunmetal Magic
“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: On the Edge
“Curran looked at me. “What the hell was I supposed to do, catch the werebison as he was falling?”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps."I win.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“You should name him Fezzik.""Inconceivable.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed."I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep.""I only did it once.""Once was weird enough, thank you.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?""I find your attempt at levity inappropriate.""Consider me properly chastised.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews
“I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“I'll call you," he repeated."If you call me, I won't pick up the phone.""You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“May I say that I am delighted that my favorite alpha is feeling better. Why, you'll be running recklessly into danger against overwhelming odds anytime now.”Help us translate this quoteIlona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
