Woody Allen: Likeness

Woody Allen is American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
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“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”

Woody Allen Without Feathers

"Selections from the Allen Notebooks".
Without Feathers (1975)

“Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”

Woody Allen

Source: Manhattan

“Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.”

Woody Allen

Source: Annie Hall: Screenplay

“While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.”

Woody Allen

“I believe people ought to mate for life… like pigeons or Catholics.”

Woody Allen

Source: Manhattan

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.”

Woody Allen

Source: Woody Allen on Woody Allen

“I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.”

Woody Allen

Source: Manhattan

“Harry: No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.”

Woody Allen

Deconstructing Harry (1997)

“Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.”

Woody Allen

Love and Death (1975)

“Allen: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?
Woman: Yes, it is.
Allen: What does it say to you?
Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.
Allen: What are you doing Saturday night?
Woman: Committing suicide.
Allen: What about Friday night?”

Woody Allen

Play It Again, Sam (1972).

“Of all the famous men who ever lived, the one I would most like to have been was Socrates. Not just because he was a great thinker, because I have been known to have some reasonably profound insights myself, although mine invariably revolve around a Swedish airline stewardess and some handcuffs.”

Woody Allen book Side Effects

Side Effects (1980), My Apology

“I have also reviewed my own financial obligations, which have puffed up recently like a hammered thumb.”

Woody Allen book Mere Anarchy

Mere Anarchy (2007)

“Rabbi Raditz of Poland was a very short rabbi with a long beard, who was said to have inspired many pogroms with his sense of humor. One of his disciples asked, "Who did God like better, Moses or Abraham?"
"Abraham," the Zaddik said.
"But Moses led the Israelites to the Promised Land," said the disciple.
"All right, so Moses," the Zaddik answered.”

Woody Allen Without Feathers

"Hassidic Tales, with A Guide to Their Interpretation by the Noted Scholar"
Without Feathers (1975)

“You start to think, when you’re younger, how important everything is and how things have to go right—your job, your career, your life, your choices, and all of that. Then, after a while, you start to realise that – I’m talking the big picture here – eventually you die, and eventually the sun burns out and the earth is gone, and eventually all the stars and all the planets in the entire universe go, disappear, and nothing is left at all. Nothing – Shakespeare and Beethoven and Michelangelo gone. And you think to yourself that there’s a lot of noise and sound and fury – and where’s it going? It’s not going any place… Now, you can’t actually live your life like that, because if you do you just sit there and – why do anything? Why get up in the morning and do anything? So I think it’s the job of the artist to try and figure out why, given this terrible fact, you want to go on living.”

Woody Allen

Interview with France 24 (2010) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsuqvLIttk.

“Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!”

Woody Allen

What's New, Pussycat? (1965).

“Death is like a colonoscopy, the problem is that life is like the prep day.”

Woody Allen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQqYu37GjTg