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“Death is a state of non-being. That which is not, does not exist. Therefore death does not exist. Only truth exists. Truth and beauty. Each is interchangeable, but are aspects of themselves. Er, what specifically did they say they had in mind for me?”

Woody Allen book Side Effects

Side Effects (1980), My Apology

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

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“Harry: (On being called a self-hating Jew) Hey, I may hate myself, but not because I'm Jewish.”

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Deconstructing Harry (1997)

“Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.”

Woody Allen

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”

Woody Allen

The joke about immortality also appears in On Being Funny (1975)
In an interview in Rolling Stone magazine from April 9, 1987, Allen said "Someone once asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of people, and I said I would prefer to live on in my apartment."
Source: The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader (1993)

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”

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Stardust Memories (1980).

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

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“It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.”

Woody Allen book Side Effects

"The UFO Menace".
Side Effects (1980)

“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”

Woody Allen