Woody Allen: Trending quotes (page 4)

“The heart wants what it wants.”

“Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply."”

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”

“A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men.
I have the strength of one small boy… with polio.”

“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”

“Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.”

“I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.”

“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”

“he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something”

“Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”

“Harry: All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.”

“I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.”