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“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.”

W.C. Fields

Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)
Variant: 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

Love , Beauty , Drink

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

W.C. Fields

People , Sense , Horse

“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”

W.C. Fields

My Little Chickadee (1940)

Cheating

“It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”

W.C. Fields

“There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.”

W.C. Fields

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

W.C. Fields

Drink , Fish , Water